En route to see the air show

Jessica: It's a security checkpoint. They check for suspicious characters.

James: Are you suspicious?

Jessica: No but I'm a character!

"God loves us, even when we're idiots."
--Kathleen

"You need to write about a man stumbling through the desert and is aided in some way by a headless monkey."
--Dan Wells from Writing Excuses

In reference to Nanny McPhee:

"Is the reason she takes care of kids so she can be beautiful once in a while? She's like, 'Crapface! I gotta take care of some more kids!'"
--Jessica

"Does that mean that holding hands with sweaty palms is more committal than just holding hands?"
~ Dragon Lady

"♪Can, can,
Can you kick the
James, James
Can you kick the
James, James...♪"
--Jessica

"Katie, are you allergic to lizards?"
--James

"Where's the toys?"
"I didn't say toys, I said presents."
"But presents are toys!"
--Skyler and Ami

"You've bitten off more than you can chew and now you're making me chew it!" -Grampa

Prerecorded voice called to say this:

"Sorry, there are no agents to talk with you right now. We will call again later."

"How will I ever carry out diplomatic missions without someone to throw unpleasant nobles out the window?"
--Alyss in The Burning Bridge, pg. 96

"Funerals are for the living, not the dead."
--Grampa

"Candlelight, privacy, music. Can't think of a better place for hand-to-hand combat."
--Phoebus in The Hunchback of Notre Dame

"Next time we promise not to throw any puppies at bulldozers."
--Brandon Sanderson from Writing Excuses

"Never confuse efficiency with a liver complaint."
--Mr. Banks in Mary Poppins (the musical)

"Is this a quote wall?"
--Various