"Everyone had two armpits. One of Alaska's is Bethel."
"What's the other one, Whittier?"
"Close, Dutch Harbor. Whittier constitutes the nose hairs."

--Dad and Jessica

"Mark ordered a hamburger with onions!"

--From First Date to Chosen Mate, pg. 29.

From General Conference

"At this point, some of you may be thinking, 'that's all very fine and good, but what does it have to do with flying an airplane?'"

-President Dieter F. Uchtdorf