"That's a thermostat, not a clock."
--Andrew

You can say that again...

"Academic incest is a very bad thing." --James

"Wow Katie, you're better at losing socks than a dryer!"

-Jessica

Quoting laws

"You can't quote something that someone in the group doesn't know--that goes against the laws of quoting. There must be at least one other person there that knows the quote before you can quote it."
--Jessica

Lumberjack Show Quotes

"I'm going to win...I'm the only one in it."

"What rabbits have you seen that look like that?
"On the highway. He was sleeping. Every time I drove by, he just got more and more tired."

"I wouldn't touch that again. It's a booger."

"I cut a hare too deep."

"Show everybody the cute little thing you're sitting on."

"He's a liar! Anyone who knows Betty Lou knows that it would be impossible to get my arm all the way around her. And second of all, why would I steal what I can borrow anytime?"

"No roundhouse swings"
*Does a roundhouse swing*
"I'm showing them what a roundhouse swing is. Don't do that."
"No low blows"
*Does a low blow*
"Oh, I thought you said 'go low blows'"
"Have a friendly handshake"
*Shakes hands with audience member*


*Does a two-leg water kick*
(squeaky voice) "I'm going home!"
"My left foot went east, my right foot went west..."

"I just ate a whole bite...uuuuuugggghhhh!"

--Jonathan while eating ice cream

"I painted a bathroom yesterday."
"Whose bathroom?"
"I don't know."
"...Well that was smart!"

--Alana and Andrew

"Smothering is mothering with an s"

--Jessica

"You should read a hand book--a hand-handbook"
--Jessica