"We can't even have the bank where we lived, we have the dumpsters!"
--Mom

"I'd rather have ice cream than yogurt because I don't like milk."
--Mom

"We just kiss like that for your benefit Andrew."
"Yeah, they kiss with extra gravy..."
-Mom and Alana

"If I see a tarantula, I'm running for the hills!"
"That's where they live!"
--Andrew and Mom while visiting Utah

"It was like heaven on steroids" --Jessica