"You put PUKE in the TEA?"

"Fetch, dead body!"
--Jonathan to "dead" Andrew

Jonathan: Why am I speaking with a British accent?
Alana: Because you were talking about soccer.  Except that makes no sense.

"Housekeeping! Can I keep your house?"

--Andrew

Ballerina Winking

Katie: Stay right there. I will teach you how to wink like a ballerina.

At the Fair

At the Grange County Fair, a sign says "Please don't touch the animals."
Jessica: Lynn, don't touch. Don't touch Lynn. No really don't touch. No touching. No touch...

(He touched it.)

Big Christmas wish

Katie and Jessica
Katie: Mama, I see a hot air balloon! It's going to outer space!
Jessica: I don't think it is going to space, only rocket ships can do that.
Katie: Maybe I will ask Santa for a rocket ship....

Dinner

Jessica: "Okay, time for dinner. Lynn do you want to eat noodles?"
Katie: "I don't want to eat noodles..." (opens the refrigerator)
Jessica: (feeling exasperated) "No Katie, if you don't want pasta then you can have nothing"
Katie: "Nothing?! But Mama, don't you remember what they said in Primary? If you don't eat food you will DIE! Oh, okay. I guess I'd better eat pasta..."

Alana: The doggie thinks you're weird.
Katie: I'm not weird, I'm fun!

Birthdays

Jessica: Katie, how old do you think I'm going to be on my birthday that's coming up?
Katie: I don't know...
Jessica: Well right now I'm 26, so what comes after 26?
Katie tries to count on her fingers.
Jessica: Let's count together.
Both: 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26...
Katie: 27! Yay!
Jessica: Good job, now go tell Daddy.
Katie runs downstairs.
Katie: Daddy, Daddy! Mama is going to be seventeen!!