Pancakes

Lynn: I'm so excited for tomorrow!
Mama: Why are you so excited?
Lynn: Because tomorrow is General Conference!!
Mama: And what is do you think is so exciting about that?
Lynn: We get to eat crepes and Luigian pancakes!!!
Mama: What? 😂

(It's our tradition to eat Norwegian pancakes to honor our Norwegian heritage)
(P.S. I think someone has been playing Luigi on Super Mario Bros a little too much! Lol!)

Lynn

"We have to buy cookies for poop!"
-Lynn, age 3



(We are potty training and he wants chocolate cookies in exchange for pooping.)

"You put PUKE in the TEA?"

"Fetch, dead body!"
--Jonathan to "dead" Andrew

Jonathan: Why am I speaking with a British accent?
Alana: Because you were talking about soccer.  Except that makes no sense.

"Housekeeping! Can I keep your house?"

--Andrew

Ballerina Winking

Katie: Stay right there. I will teach you how to wink like a ballerina.

At the Fair

At the Grange County Fair, a sign says "Please don't touch the animals."
Jessica: Lynn, don't touch. Don't touch Lynn. No really don't touch. No touching. No touch...

(He touched it.)

Big Christmas wish

Katie and Jessica
Katie: Mama, I see a hot air balloon! It's going to outer space!
Jessica: I don't think it is going to space, only rocket ships can do that.
Katie: Maybe I will ask Santa for a rocket ship....

Dinner

Jessica: "Okay, time for dinner. Lynn do you want to eat noodles?"
Katie: "I don't want to eat noodles..." (opens the refrigerator)
Jessica: (feeling exasperated) "No Katie, if you don't want pasta then you can have nothing"
Katie: "Nothing?! But Mama, don't you remember what they said in Primary? If you don't eat food you will DIE! Oh, okay. I guess I'd better eat pasta..."