26 September 2010

"Don't be so pushy, Mom!"
"Stop acting like a teenager."
"I'm not acting like one!"

--Jonathan and Mom

17 September 2010

"Oops, it popped off."
"Yeah, my CD drive cover does that a lot. Oh and also don't press this button."
"This button?" (presses it)
(Simultaneously) "No, don't press it!"
"Oops."
--Jessica and Alana

16 September 2010

Found in a Rough Draft for One of my Books

"A ring of disappointment rings through me."

--Alana, clearly not thinking clearly

12 September 2010

"Your computer is no more valuable than your dishwasher or your washing machine."
--Julie B. Beck