"I'm going to win...I'm the only one in it."
"What rabbits have you seen that look like that?
"On the highway. He was sleeping. Every time I drove by, he just got more and more tired."
"I wouldn't touch that again. It's a booger."
"I cut a hare too deep."
"Show everybody the cute little thing you're sitting on."
"He's a liar! Anyone who knows Betty Lou knows that it would be impossible to get my arm all the way around her. And second of all, why would I steal what I can borrow anytime?"
"No roundhouse swings"
*Does a roundhouse swing*
"I'm showing them what a roundhouse swing is. Don't do that."
"No low blows"
*Does a low blow*
"Oh, I thought you said 'go low blows'"
"Have a friendly handshake"
*Shakes hands with audience member*
*Does a two-leg water kick*
(squeaky voice) "I'm going home!"
"My left foot went east, my right foot went west..."
