Christmas movie

I put on the movie Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (1964) for Katie.
"Mom! It's over! Can we do it again?"
"No Katie, it's not over. When they made this movie they used to put the credits at the beginning of the movie. Like when Grandma was a little girl."
"And Santa was a little boy?"
"..."
-Jessica and Katie

Facebook Feb. 18, 2012

So I was browsing my Facebook history and I found this little gem. At least I wrote it down somewhere. And now here again so you can have another chuckle.
"Ugh, what's that strong smell? It smells like... man... manly deodorant spray..."
"I bought a new air freshener: it's lavender..."
"Oh..."
"The man your man could smell like: lavender."
--Jessica and James and comment from Alana

Katie says

A few days ago:
"Mom, why are you holding Lynn?"
"Because he was being a troublemaker."
"Oh, of course!"
-Jessica and Katie

Today after getting back from Preschool for the first time:
"Phew! That was amazing!!"
-Katie

Cats

"Kids and cats don't really mix well."
"Kids are the anticat."
-Jess and James

At Skyler's Baptism

Ami: Sometimes the Holy Ghost gives you that icky feeling in your tummy when you do something you're not supposed to do.
Skyler: Like when I eat salad?

DC trip

"Look, that car is from carmax..."
"What? You mean that company that makes lip balm?"
"No, that's carmex. One vowel does make a difference,"
"Oh I was wondering--'Chapstick is making cars now?'"
-James and Jess while en route to DC

"Oh sweet mother of doughtnut!"
-Jessica, after going 9 months without a Krispy Kreme since there aren't any where we live now

June 27, 2013

"Andrew, don't step on that n..."
"Nailed it... Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!"
-Dad and Andrew at scout camp while cleaning an old medical shed

hiccup sickness

You have "delayed onset random high pitched genetic hiccup sickness". You got it from me. Jonathan too.
-Jessica to Alana

"There's going to be Finding Dory which means that there's going to be merchandise!"

--Mom