Found in one of my old notebooks

"I'm gripped by fear, and I don't like it."
-Random Hogwarts Person in Harry Potter Game

Found in one of my old notebooks

"You can't vote me off the island: I took the immunity pill!"
--Jessica

No context quote

"Think of...growing cabbage."
--Jessica

Cutie cousins

(paraphrased)

Skyler: Ami what's your favorite cheese?

Ami: I like mozzarella.

Phillip: Monster-what?!

Ami: Mozzarella, you know the white cheese that we eat in lasagna.

Phillip: Ami! Don't be racer!

Skyler: Yeah Ami, you're going to hurt the yellow cheese's feelings!

14 hour adventure

"So James, I think we're on Gandalf's highway: you shall not pass! Give me a break, I have a LOT of time on my hands right now."
--Jessica while on the trip to Los Alamos

"Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids."
"Listen, E..."
"November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved, when... his cape snagged on a missile fin!"
"Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb..."
"Stratogale! April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!"
"E, you can't generalize about these things..."
"Metaman, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex! No capes!"
--Edna Mode and Mr. Incredible from The Incredibles

En route to see the air show

Jessica: It's a security checkpoint. They check for suspicious characters.

James: Are you suspicious?

Jessica: No but I'm a character!

"God loves us, even when we're idiots."
--Kathleen

"You need to write about a man stumbling through the desert and is aided in some way by a headless monkey."
--Dan Wells from Writing Excuses

In reference to Nanny McPhee:

"Is the reason she takes care of kids so she can be beautiful once in a while? She's like, 'Crapface! I gotta take care of some more kids!'"
--Jessica