"Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids."
"Listen, E..."
"November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved, when... his cape snagged on a missile fin!"
"Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb..."
"Stratogale! April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!"
"E, you can't generalize about these things..."
"Metaman, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex! No capes!"
--Edna Mode and Mr. Incredible from The Incredibles